HomeMy WebLinkAbout43-84WHEREAS, 'tis the season to be jolly; and
WHEREAS, the City Finance Director has certified that there are
sufficient sums and some insufficient sums in some salary accounts to accomplish
some things hoped to be accomplished with said sums, i.e. some sums are sums
efficient, some aren't;
NOW, THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED BY THE CITY COUNCIL OF THE CITY
OF PORT ANGELES, WASHINGTON:
SECTION 1. That the City Council finds and determines that this
is a season of good will towards men (and even each other); declares its inten-
tion to have a Merry Christmas and prosperous New Year; and wishes the same
to all citizens of Port Angeles.
SECTION 2. That effective December 25, there is hereby created
and recreated within the City Government of the City of Port Angeles a DEPARTMENT
OF CHRISTMAS under the direction of SANTA CLAUS who shall be the department
head. SANTA CLAUS shall be appointed by the Council and confirmed by a majority
vote of kids from one (1) to ninety -three (93).
SECTION 3. That there shall exist in the DEPARTMENT OF CHRISTMAS
the following classifications titles, salary grades, career codes, and in numbers
as follows:
CLASSIFICATION CAREER SALARY
TITLE NUMBER CODE GRADE
Santa Claus
Regular Reindeer
Red -nosed Reindeer
Production Shipping
Elves
Administrative Elves
RESOLUTION NO. 4:73-M
A RESOLUTION creating and recreating a tilrry
Christmas by providing for elves, reindeer,
candy canes, and office parties; establish-
ing a festive spirit and effective date;
appropriating a substantial portion out
of everyone's pay and credit to defer
the fiscal obligations thereof; containing
a severability clause and a Santa Claus
and providing a penalty.
1 CS E
8 PT
1 PT
17,000 CS
200 CS
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SECTION 4. That there is hereby appropriated from everyone's
paychecks and charge accounts more money than they can afford for the purpose
of purchasing gifts, cards, trees, candy canes, and for the further purpose
of giving holiday parties.
SECTION 5. That it shall be lawful, but humbuggery to violate
the spirit of this sesason and any person convicted thereof shall be sentenced
to a one year (1) term of regret.
SECTION 6. That if any section, subsection or clause of this
resolution shall be declared illegal or unconstitiutional by a court of competent
jurisdiction, SANTA CLAUS shall not be affected thereby.
SECTION 7. Providing, however, that this Resolution shall be
of no force and effect except insofar as it communicates sincerest holiday wishes.
PASSED BY THE CITY COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF PORT ANGELES at a regular
meeting on December 18, 1984.
ATTEST:
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Lannoye, City Clerk
APPROVED AS TO FORM:
Crai g 1Cnutso
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City Attorney
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MAYOR DOROTY DUNCAN